The Juice Is Worth The Squeeze Greeting Card
- Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
- 25% Hemp / 75% post consumer recycled paper
- Made in USA 🇺🇸
- Inside: "is worth the squeeze" printed as shown
- Matching blank envelope ✉️ included
We're big into metaphors over here. I'm sure you can figure this one out.. but if not, by "juice" we're talking the feeling you get from that sweet sweeeeet extended BRAAAAAAAAAAP when you grip it and rip it in AUTO. Pure serotonin. Before you know it, the magazine is empty and a few ejected casings are still quietly flying through the air.. getting ready to play the encore to the music of our people when they hit the hard ground and roll around. Very satisfying, would do again, 10/10. Ammo costs are at an all time high, but YOLO. If you're not already, I'd recommend saving all that brass and starting a collection. You know, "just in case" you or a friend someday gets into reloading. Circling back, the inside of the card "squeeze" part of the joke is that you squeeze the trigger; hopefully at this point you already inferred that though.
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