The "I Will Find You And I Will Kill You" Morale Patch from the movie "Taken" by Violent Little. Not every father is like Liam Neeson, but every father would channel him if their daughter was kidnapped. Even if your particular set of skills is carpentry you know some shit's about to go down. 

• 2.14" x 1.8" inches
• Hook backed, PVC
• Good luck