No need to go to the doctor's office ever again. This cure-all, developed by Dr. Little at Violent Little Labs, is guaranteed to kill any virus and heal any ailment, including but not limited to AIDS. *Does not work against the common cold, because the world can't figure its shit out.

• .5 fl oz of Antibacterial Hand Sanitizer
• 3" tall 1.5 " wide
• For external use only. Flammable, keep away from heat. You should know what to do and what not to do with this product.
• Obviously a parody, but people like to sue...soooo...disclosures.