The morale patch is "Literally" flavored, which in our opinion is way better than the "can't even" and the "he's such a prick" flavors. Where did all these hard seltzers come from, anyway? They certainly do the trick, so no wonder they have taken America by storm. You're next Canada. Pick up a case of vaguely flavored alcoholic water in a can.

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